Monday, August 27, 2007

Change of venue

Hello loyal readers,

I have realized that I am no longer able to update to this blog every day, and so I have decided to move to another site which you can all check daily and get new updates, some of which will be mine.

funvampires.com

I just did a best-of-the-worst retrospective and will be making all Awful Tattoos updates to that site from here on out. I'll be posting on here to let you know when the updates are for the first few weeks or so.

Thanks,
Alice

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Wife Breastfeeding To Husband

la carte menu

So far the best thing was to cuddle, well the truth everything is an event, my ravioli filled with meat, assemble all afternoon our furniture, paste a picture on the wall, making eggs with sausage and toast ... is too much illusion !!!!!!!!
... so far I have nothing to complain about, I think people become infected, my grandmother arranged a tea full of ladies with gifts of porn princess pajamas !.....
... nine days ?....
PD. we have the reincarnation of Nico front of the apartment ... :)

Monday, August 20, 2007

Wizards III: wizards with balls

Here is an assortment of my favorite tattoo theme: wizards with glowing and/or fiery crystal balls.

Glowing red eyes just make this wizard look like a snake, and what is up with the weird pointy shoulder on the left? I can't even begin to discuss the money ball...


This wizard is the best of the bunch, technique-wise, but what is up with the Q-ball? The sparkles are a good touch.


This guy gets bonus points for having eyes, but negative points for the half-assed glowing ball.


Not only does this wizard look like a zombie with shark teeth, but his magic ball is made out of DRAGONS and he has flying decapitated hands.


I love the robe but this wizard looks like he's about to hike a football, not cast some serious magic



And finally, I know this bad picture obscures the badness of the tattoo, but just pay close attention to the pointy red fingernails, the snake-eyes, and the fire that looks like it is in zero-g.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

When you really, really love a musician...

It still doesn't mean that getting their portrait tattooed on you is a good idea.







Monday, August 13, 2007

Star Wars II

I got this email from a reader in my inbox this morning. Thank you so much! This chewie is amazing!
this is my friend's arm, proudly displaying chewbacca over an Irish
flag... this tattoo came to him in a dream.



It prompted me to do another search for bad Star Wars tattoos so that I could fill out a post. I already had this one saved. It's an internet classic and one of my favorite awful tattoos:


I found a couple other wonky chewies:

The color shading in this one is pretty funny:


And finally: one of the worst tattoos posted on this blog to date. It's Jabba with slave Leia, in case you can't tell! Her hair is coming out of her face, her six pack is atrocious, her arms and hands look just like her braid of hair, her nose looks alien, and she has the weirdest shoulder I have ever seen. Jabba actually looks pretty decent, but then there's the weird leafy neon background behind them.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Alien Invasion

Alien tattoos are pretty much always a little cheesy, but these ones are next level:







And finally, an internet classic:

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Dog Leg Twitch When Standing

Random


not understand to hire a nurse in the first three months of life to a completely healthy baby? I have already
dress .... Is a surprise!
expecting magic, butterflies in the stomach and more excitement!
Everything is wearing, is closer to the date ... I I try the ring every other day ....
I'm doing a "Low Impact Aqua Exercises" by Marce ... hope q work!
The most persecuted song for three months ... "hypnotized"
I have no desire to write ...

Thursday, August 2, 2007

This is for the bike punx

Just a reminder that A) sunscreen is your best friend when you get tattoos, and B) bike tattoos are not always super cool, especially not homemade ones.















p.s. thanks to the awesome readers who brought these photos to my attention!