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What To Write In A 21st Birthday Card

I do not want to be .. Aztec

The friend of the group of friends who died young
not want to look like old victim because he is "sick"
Do not want to take medication
I do not pretend to be the courageous woman who will say: ... "with multiple thyroid nodules, a predominantly mixed 20x17x14mm" ... and do not bother, makeup goes home and forgets mourn ... ..

Very Very Thick Discharge

gossiping

*... that Friday I was not part of the group, were hat boxes, a woman with all the colors of the world clothes, bags folded to the knees. .. this little world of dance

* the lady who lives under the bridge ... and Christmas ornaments and sitting outside waiting

* not want to go to the party .... I do not want to explain why ...

Sayno Enloop At Walmart

I've known him a lot, always surprised me how to conduct discussions, to the point, without forgetfulness fully substantiated his point of view, yesterday I saw him sigh, gazing with undisguised happy .. ... I like clams and skinned (may be associated with lack of affection during childhood and adolescence, wanting to replace a mom like physically), or may be a fad ... unpredictable !.... what it is: the looks much less to justify their behavior or their foreign unsafe comments during the dinner ... I really hope
is valuing it succeeds him really brilliant!

Ice Cream Hair Dye How

thinking about ... In the middle

I met him, "and suddenly stop feeling ... I could hear my voice in the distance ... but I was ... not breathing ... and started an aversion to the questions ... respond, interested, and worry, to speak ... to think ... would not hear anything, I lost interest, wishful thinking ... and you were in my life, felt the change, and he could not avoid ... "

Registration Numbers Of Burton Snowboards

Af Is Due Today Test Was Neg

Furious

Please someone tell the pig yesterday that was at the movies, that you do not eat nachos, sucking fingers and clean on the couch in the couple (repeatedly), and no respect for others is applauded every two seconds, and should be repeated out loud jokes in half believed themselves a film cast over ...............
the movie sucks!

Unopened Mussels Okay To Eat

today is gonna be the day ...

beating just thinking about the "hypnotized" by Ani DiFranco ... My old empty room, the light bulb left on the table at night the main room, the fridge is empty as usual .... Moon salutes me, the grass is wet, the photo of my first year of life in the room, alarm ... now there is silence, four messages on the recorder ... I do not miss a single thing here ...

Air Brake Controlls In Ms Flight Simulator

Sight ... My Wedding

- the lady who cleaned the study changes the heels sandals to clean
- Mr caring cars reads "tile", and stops further on the page if there are pictures of heads get crushed and buttocks
- my mom thinks my uncle that lasted a month in hosipital with 7 broken ribs, bowel reconstruction, ankle fracvturado fissure in the pelvis and was saved by a miracle of God .... mmm .... would have fewer deaths and more healed right?
- I feel pretty today are those days that I have wanted to leave the country, a composed ride to shopping and sleep attacks while ... I'm delirious ...

Older Masterbation Ladies

that day was with a light ... I do not know where I went, I was not nervous, to I was ten minutes to get to the party ... was 40 minutes late ... I had changed in my apartment, accompanied by my best friend ... they really were as adoptive parents ...

When I arrived, I saw Juanma I was smiling, the people came to greet me and tell me that I looked very pretty, the dress was beautiful .... I saw everything in slow motion and fuzzy ... I remember when I signed ... the discourse of 2 minutes I found tears and kisses all Juanma gave me .... and that is that the wedding may be in a church, an amusement park in one of the destinations in Paradise or in the garage of the house my new parents as was our case preceded by a dinner, and what is priceless is the love of the people who were there, the love we receive positive energy all the time, see Juanma smiling and crying really .. I would not change for anyone .... in the morning we went to Punta Cana. a paradise ...

more updates at FV

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WTF is this?

Change of venue

Hello loyal readers,

I have realized that I am no longer able to update to this blog every day, and so I have decided to move to another site which you can all check daily and get new updates, some of which will be mine.

funvampires.com

I just did a best-of-the-worst retrospective and will be making all Awful Tattoos updates to that site from here on out. I'll be posting on here to let you know when the updates are for the first few weeks or so.

Thanks,
Alice

Wife Breastfeeding To Husband

la carte menu

So far the best thing was to cuddle, well the truth everything is an event, my ravioli filled with meat, assemble all afternoon our furniture, paste a picture on the wall, making eggs with sausage and toast ... is too much illusion !!!!!!!!

... so far I have nothing to complain about, I think people become infected, my grandmother arranged a tea full of ladies with gifts of porn princess pajamas !.....

... nine days ?....

PD. we have the reincarnation of Nico front of the apartment ... :)

Wizards III: wizards with balls

Here is an assortment of my favorite tattoo theme: wizards with glowing and/or fiery crystal balls.

Glowing red eyes just make this wizard look like a snake, and what is up with the weird pointy shoulder on the left? I can't even begin to discuss the money ball...


This wizard is the best of the bunch, technique-wise, but what is up with the Q-ball? The sparkles are a good touch.


This guy gets bonus points for having eyes, but negative points for the half-assed glowing ball.


Not only does this wizard look like a zombie with shark teeth, but his magic ball is made out of DRAGONS and he has flying decapitated hands.


I love the robe but this wizard looks like he's about to hike a football, not cast some serious magic



And finally, I know this bad picture obscures the badness of the tattoo, but just pay close attention to the pointy red fingernails, the snake-eyes, and the fire that looks like it is in zero-g.

When you really, really love a musician...

It still doesn't mean that getting their portrait tattooed on you is a good idea.

Star Wars II

I got this email from a reader in my inbox this morning. Thank you so much! This chewie is amazing!
this is my friend's arm, proudly displaying chewbacca over an Irish
flag... this tattoo came to him in a dream.


It prompted me to do another search for bad Star Wars tattoos so that I could fill out a post. I already had this one saved. It's an internet classic and one of my favorite awful tattoos:


I found a couple other wonky chewies:

The color shading in this one is pretty funny:


And finally: one of the worst tattoos posted on this blog to date. It's Jabba with slave Leia, in case you can't tell! Her hair is coming out of her face, her six pack is atrocious, her arms and hands look just like her braid of hair, her nose looks alien, and she has the weirdest shoulder I have ever seen. Jabba actually looks pretty decent, but then there's the weird leafy neon background behind them.

Alien Invasion

Alien tattoos are pretty much always a little cheesy, but these ones are next level:







And finally, an internet classic:

Dog Leg Twitch When Standing

Random

not understand to hire a nurse in the first three months of life to a completely healthy baby? I have already
dress .... Is a surprise!
expecting magic, butterflies in the stomach and more excitement!
Everything is wearing, is closer to the date ... I I try the ring every other day ....
I'm doing a "Low Impact Aqua Exercises" by Marce ... hope q work!
The most persecuted song for three months ... "hypnotized"

I have no desire to write ...

This is for the bike punx

Just a reminder that A) sunscreen is your best friend when you get tattoos, and B) bike tattoos are not always super cool, especially not homemade ones.















p.s. thanks to the awesome readers who brought these photos to my attention!

WTF is this?

Yet another edition of the game WTF is this?

Is that spooge on the eyebrow?

Suns II

This tattoo is a distant cousin of the last tattoo on this post. It definitely joins the top-10 worst tattoos I've seen so far. I realize both are probably coverups, but when is a huge black, scarred blob better than a scratchy, faded, regrettable tattoo? I think never.


And this one is just generally bad. If it was a wizard at least it would get bonus points for cool idea, but a surly sun-dude is just kind of confusing.

Sorry!

I'm super busy at work now, so this blog will suffer for the next few weeks. Please bear with me.

I haven't known where to post this, so I've been hanging on to it for a while. It seems appropriate for this post. Just sit down, relax, and please be patient.



P.S. feel free to email me bad tattoo pictures and save me some of the legwork!


***** EDIT
I got a few comments saying it's a good tattoo. Please note the label for this post is "good execution, bad idea". I will agree that pretty much any tattoo that is executed well isn't truly going to be an AWFUL tattoo, but you have to agree that getting a chair tattooed on you is a little over the top!!!

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Who are the others?

A little boy about 4 years not to run in an area of \u200b\u200b10 square meters with a yellow shirt that says "Arrest Me" in black letters
teenagers sit in the chair dentist with the cell in the laps .... is widespread ... and pretend to answer the phone with a mirror stuck in his mouth?
This place around the world to great lengths to look different: the old petit white mesh striped shirt, exotic hairstyles, free your combination!!
In the gym there is a ridiculously flexible Man also has a habit of making a circus stationary bike in his face drawn
The table arrangements are the 3000 things I do not care, there is a fine line between organizing and Stress ...

Text tattoos

I am sure there are WAYYY more bad text/ script tattoos out there, but I didn't try to find any of these. They just dropped in my lap as I was searching for other things. One of these days I am going to specifically look for bad text tattoos and I am sure I will find a million of them.

UnfuckwithablE
the funniest part is the capital E at the end. And also the font, which is exactly what I would have chosen when I was 14 and still thought I was goth.


I think the word "SOUTHPAW" is flying out of the guy's skin, but why he would get this tattooed on him I don't know. It's a venue/club in NYC... does it mean anything else? The fact that it has flaps of skin tattooed around it is what puts it into this blog.


I have no idea what this means (the photo is named "iwillnotbedenied.jpg" so I assume that's what it is), but if they're going to have letters coming up out of the smoke, shouldn't they look like smoke and not block characters?


Goth meets Graffiti meets Detroit. I really don't know why I find this so funny.


sdkfhsdkfhsdkjfhsdkjfhsdkjfhsdkh!!!!! WHY?????


The best part about this (besides the worst bubble lettering ever) is that it is in quotes. He's not REALLY a bad boy.

Some more bad portraits

When I first saw this tattoo, I thought the artist was going for a watercolor french impressionist painting style, but then I saw the terrible lettering under the tattoos and realized it's probably the work of a really bad artist.


This was pointed out to me by one of my readers. Thanks, Steph!


This is the worst Betty Page I have seen. The triangle boobs are a little disturbing, but no big deal. The mushface is terrible but I'd like to think that when the tattoo heals it will look better. What is inexcusable, however, is the arms and hands. Especially the right arm. She looks like a T-Rex on one side. Plus she has major camel toe in the armpit area.


And finally... this isn't so much incompetent as ridiculous. The moon baby is kinda cute, but the sun has the biggest nose in the universe and shark teeth. At least the script is done really well.

The worst tattoo I have ever seen

Words cannot describe how terrible this is. What were they thinking?!

07/24/07 never forget

Yesterday was a very special day for me. My right sleeve is finished, after two years of working on it! My tattoo artist is Myles Karr, his website is gloriousdeep.com and he is amazing. We figured out that it has been about 50 hours of work overall. I love that it is so busy and crowded, it's like the awesome old fantasy/ biker tattoos I've been posting, but rad.

Anyway, here are some crappy cellphone pictures that I took this morning, and then some old pictures of the half sleeve. I'll try and get some better ones soon.

Here's one with my whole sleeve so you can get the general idea of how awesome the whole thing is together.


Close up of the protector demon


This is my favorite part of the tattoo-- where all the sections come together. The blue and yellow guy is flayed human skin turned into a cape.


Shiny closeup of the birds. The one you can see has intestines in it's mouth. The other one has a heart in it's mouth.


and old pictures of the top half of the sleeve (some with the dragon, some unfinished & without):
one
two
three
four

I really need to take pictures of the whole arm piece by piece so the whole thing is documented correctly, but I need a friend with an awesome camera to help out with that, so it might be a while!

Anyway, sorry for the break from awful tattoos, I will get right on to posting some terrible ones for you shortly.

xo
Alice

Women Wearing Girdles And Nylons

WTF is this

This is a lucky horseshoe, a banner, and _______
swiss cheese? a sponge? I have no idea. What do you think?


I think this tattoo is of an spray paint can but I have no idea what else is going on.