Friday, December 12, 2008

These were bad enough to bring my posting back from the dead

So as I'm sure you can tell, I haven't been posting here a lot lately. I've been busy at work, and haven't really come across many new tattoos that are worth mentioning. However, I got an email a few days ago that seriously shook me up. Check out these terrible tattoos, all by the same artist working out of a "pro" shop.

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Was the kanji there already, and the rest of the tattoo worked around it? Or was it all designed in one piece? Why is the kanji overlapping with the star? What is that weird black V at the top? It's all a total mystery, and it's all TERRIBLE.


This just makes me think of a pile of pubes, I'm sorry.


...... I don't even know what to say about this. It's not as terrible as the others but it just seems so... sad.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Flaming Dagger
























I'm not sure if this was supposed to be artistic or manly, the flames and the skin-piercing parts look rather pathetic. What I can say for sure is that this guy is a gamer, since every gamer knows that blades on fire are better than the regular ones.

There's Something In This Smile
























Say cheeeeezeeeee

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Douche Tribal Tat
























1. Tribal (chain ?) tat - check
2. Face expression that makes it uncomfortable to be with him in the same room - check
3. You can see his underwear - check
4. Ugly circle tats around nipples and navel - triple check

Yes, you pass the douche tat test, congratulations ! Now you can put your shirt on and don't forget to pop the collar.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Correction on the Dell tattoo

Okay, so a while back I posted here about really bad logo tattoos. One in particular stood out, a Dell tattoo:

To me, Dell is a kind of lame, nothing-brand-- not one that I thought anybody would be stoked about enough to get it branded on them for life. So I made fun of the dude with the Dell tattoo. He emailed me today:

"i am emailing you. about your post about tattoos, 1 special one tho, the dell tattoo, see that tattoo is actually my tattoo, see my name is Todd Dell, in my life i always got the DUDE YOUR GETTING A DELL. and stuff like that i always laughed it off, so my friend was like dude you should get the LOGO tattoo on you i was like sure, thus knowing i could get away with it, no im not a nerd, i dont even own a dell computer, im actually a mma fighter lol."

So, I take it back. Sorry, Dell guy. You have a sense of humor about your name and you got a tattoo to prove it. You are officially awesome.

Friday, July 25, 2008

X Files Tattoos


I am the biggest fan of the X-Files EVER and in anticipation of the movie I Want To Believe coming out tonight, I posted about X-Files tattoos on Fun Vampires (my permanent home for bad tattoo postings).

Saturday, July 5, 2008

"Fuck Court"


Here's a heart warming story for you, at the age of 14 this guy was sent to juvenile hall for aggravated assault with fatal consequences, there, he asked his juvie friends to tattoo on his forehead the phrase "Jebać Sąd" (Fuck Court [though, "jebać" is significantly stronger than English "fuck"]). Why ? As he explained "I felt harmed by the court's decision, during the assault I was with two of my friends but they weren't sent to the juvenile hall like I was.". So where's the twist ? Now, he's 21 and he decided to change his life. He will end his sentence in 2010, but in orded to get a fresh start he needed to have his tattoo removed. Although his cell mates mock him, he had it removed (by a painfull skin stretching followed by cutting out the tat).

Friday, June 20, 2008

Alien Fairy


Let alone the head, look at her body. Or maybe not, just look at the head.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Crickets Respire More Than Seeds

I want ....

want to use my red watch ....
want to go to the beach ....
want to buy shoes ...
I sign a paper that itself is final!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The worst of the worst (NSFW reader submission)

This tattoo is so bad and so NSFW that I can’t show it above the jump.
Alex wrote to me, and said “the bet was high card draw best 2 out of 3 winner got to pick, but had to pay for the losers tattoo.”
Click to find out what the winner picked for him, but remember, it’s graphic.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Roll a d20 for awesome tattoos.



I finally did a new tattoo post, but this one is AWESOME and not AWFUL!
Roll a d20 for awesome tattoos
This entry is dedicated to my new d20 tattoo, inspired in part by the quote from the X-Files episode Jose Chung's From Outer Space, "I didn't spend all those years playing dungeons and dragons and not learn a little something about courage!"

You can digg it here if you are so inclined.

I know I've been neglecting posts but I promise I'll get better.

xo
Alice

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Two Different Colored Eyes Scholarships

... was not a funeral ... The twenty six

rather a birth: I will be an aunt for the second time in less than 2 years !

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Cheats For Pokemon Emerald Vba



already off my hobby and my compliments ... glad
Yesterday blow the candle and asked
desire ... I have the feeling of a funeral soon, today I bought a black shirt ...

Friday, January 18, 2008

Brampton Indian Stores

WAS brighter light

be closed chapters ... One day a friend told me that when you're calm,
and everything is very quiet: there is something wrong ... you have to move and shake the water.
as well ... I feel like the crisis of the 18, what will I do when I grow up ?......
a small but sure part of me says that everything will be fine, with references you know you go on, but the process is painful and difficult ...

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

John Holmes Foto Pinto

intensive care ...

Find a psychologist is more complicated than it looks, I do not think any come to understand ... You have no coordination
mind and body, the former has the intention to get up in the morning and go running, the other not ... ..
car I limit my emotions because I have a tendency to think that if I complain about feeling bad emotionally estarme a "karma" strange going to attack me and some inevitable happens ... ..
The truth if I get three wishes: in addition to world peace ... .!!!!!!!!!!!!! Request more health
another profession and Nico baby back!!
That "Tranquitas" makes me delirious ... a thousand apologies.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Soft Seat For Air Dyne

2008 Happy Holidays 07

The truth: I got rebellious and did not give me the desire to do list of goals for this year, they did a count of Unfortunate Events the past, just the memorable story! ... and inevitable in health scare! Nine days
turned 26 .... I go back to the annual crisis: I'm doing? I should do? for I am reamente good?, when I asked the same thing at 21 fell into a depression because I had no idea, incetidumbre now is different, more pressure because everything comes back with more definitive and irreversible ...